Say Namasté to GiGi and The Goat because You Never Know
Posted by Heather
Marlene visited this weekend, acting as the 1st official ambassador from Madison. We expect that she will be giving everyone back in the Land of Cheese a full report shortly and I've got my fingers crossed that her overall opinion will be at least, "Not as Beverly Hillbillies as I expected."
Highlights included:
(1) Her flight being delayed out of Madison due to the plane de-icer freezing. Twice. Meanwhile it was 70+ here.
(2) Upon her delayed arrival, Marlene gifted me with 6 cans of Strongbow (from the 2-4 packs she had bought for me) and assured me that the other two had not been consumed by TSA officers as I'd feared but simply did not fit into the cooler. I had to ask. Who knows when my next delivery might be and every drop counts.
(3) Because she wasn't interested in hearing us say, "ERNIE! NO!" every 1.2 seconds over the visit, she suggested we look into the teachings of the Dog Whisperer. We did, became converts, and his behavior improved 64%. Keep in mind, this means he is still Pure Evil 36% of the time. We are using the mantra, "It's just a phase" to help us cope. Keep your fingers crossed for us.
(4) We found a new "miracle" skin cream and picked out new gold "grills" for our front teeth - both available for sale at various convenience stores around Greesnboro. Everyone's appearances are slated for marked improvements any day now.
(5) A number of conversations were had on the subject of faith. Whether you are Praising GiGi, looking for The Goat, or a Namasté-ing vata, all I can say is You Never Know.
Joking aside, it was a wonderful visit and a real treat to have Marlene in town... Namasté my friend. ;-)
Marlene visited this weekend, acting as the 1st official ambassador from Madison. We expect that she will be giving everyone back in the Land of Cheese a full report shortly and I've got my fingers crossed that her overall opinion will be at least, "Not as Beverly Hillbillies as I expected."
Highlights included:
(1) Her flight being delayed out of Madison due to the plane de-icer freezing. Twice. Meanwhile it was 70+ here.
(2) Upon her delayed arrival, Marlene gifted me with 6 cans of Strongbow (from the 2-4 packs she had bought for me) and assured me that the other two had not been consumed by TSA officers as I'd feared but simply did not fit into the cooler. I had to ask. Who knows when my next delivery might be and every drop counts.
(3) Because she wasn't interested in hearing us say, "ERNIE! NO!" every 1.2 seconds over the visit, she suggested we look into the teachings of the Dog Whisperer. We did, became converts, and his behavior improved 64%. Keep in mind, this means he is still Pure Evil 36% of the time. We are using the mantra, "It's just a phase" to help us cope. Keep your fingers crossed for us.
(4) We found a new "miracle" skin cream and picked out new gold "grills" for our front teeth - both available for sale at various convenience stores around Greesnboro. Everyone's appearances are slated for marked improvements any day now.
(5) A number of conversations were had on the subject of faith. Whether you are Praising GiGi, looking for The Goat, or a Namasté-ing vata, all I can say is You Never Know.
Joking aside, it was a wonderful visit and a real treat to have Marlene in town... Namasté my friend. ;-)
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